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Title	:	Make Love! the Bruce Campbell Way
Author	:	Bruce Campbell
Book Format	:	Paperback
Book Edition	:	Special Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 353 pages
Published	:	August 22nd 2006 by St. Martins Press-3PL (first published 2005)
Categories	:	Humor. Fiction. Comedy

Make Love! the Bruce Campbell Way

Bruce Campbell

Paperback | Pages: 353 pages

Rating: 3.68 | 3254 Users | 284 Reviews

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"This approach generates some of the most witty showbiz lunacy since This Is Spinal Tap."
---Sacramento News & Review

What you're reading right now is known as the "flap copy." This is where the 72,444 words of my latest book are cooked down to fit this space. But how does one do that? Do you reveal pivotal plot points like the one at the end of the book where the little girl on crutches points an accusing finger and shouts, "The killer is Mr. Potter"?
I have too much respect for you as an attention-deficient consumer to attempt such an obvious ruse. But let's not play games here. You picked up the book already, so you either:
A. Know who I am
B. Liked the cool smoking jacket I'm wearing on the cover
C. Have just discovered that the bookstore restroom is out of toilet paper
Is it a sequel to my autobiography If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor? Sadly, no, which made it much harder to write. According to my publisher, I haven't "done" enough since 2001 to warrant another memoir.
Is it an "autobiographical novel"? Yes. I'm the lead character in the story, and I'm a real person, and everything in the book actually happened, except for the stuff that didn't.
The action revolves around my preparations for a pivotal role in the A-list relationship film Let's Make Love! But my Homeric attempt to break through the glass ceiling of B-grade genre fare is hampered by a vengeful studio executive and a production that becomes infected by something called the "B movie virus," symptoms of which include excessive use of cheesy special effects, slapstick, and projectile vomiting.
From a violent fistfight with a Buddhist to a life-altering stint in federal prison, this novel has it all. And if the 72,444 words are too time-consuming, there are lots and lots of cool graphics.
Regards,
Bruce "Don't Call Me Ash" Campbell

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"It's a great, goofy what-if."
---Entertainment Weekly

"Ultimately, Make Love is a Bruce Campbell novel, starring Bruce Campbell, written for Bruce Campbell fans for whom Bruce Campbell can do no wrong. They'll no doubt find Campbell's latest endeavor nothing short of---to quote one of his most famous characters---groovy."
---The Onion

"One of the most delightfully deranged experiences you'll have reading this year. Hail to the king, baby."
---Rue Morgue

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Original Title:	Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
ISBN:	031231261X (ISBN13: 9780312312619)
Edition Language:	English
Characters:	Bruce Campbell

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I was hoping for this one to be some sort of hilarious parody of How to Make Love to a Woman, so I was a little disappointed to find the book is actually an account of Campbell's attempts to break free of his B-movie reputation by playing a doorman in a Mike Nichols' rom-com. It all begins with Campbell's agent asking Bruce to write a "relationship book." But, Campbell, who lost his virginity at age twenty-three, and married the first woman who ever came on to him, confesses, "When it comes to

When I first picked this book up, I thought it was a follow up to Bruce's memoir, "If Chins Could Kill". I was a little surprised to find out that it is a work of comic fiction starring himself on the set of a movie costarring Richard Gere and Renee Zellweger.One thing I know from reading this is that Bruce is a funny guy. The story is fantastical in and of itself, as he ends up in the kind of completely outlandish situations that you would expect to see played out of any of the last couple of

I got Bruce to autograph this at a book signing. Its obviously one of my most precious possessions. Its terribly sarcastic the whole way through, and just what you would hope for. If you love Bruce, (and if you don't, we can't be friends), then this book is for you.

I'm now a better, sexier person for having read this.

FULL DISCLOSURE: I am a Bruce Campbell fangirl. I have watched the Evil Dead trilogy, Bubba-Ho-Tep, My Name Is Bruce, and The Man With the Screaming Brain multiple times. The only episodes of Hercules and Xena: Warrior Princess worth my time are the ones he guest stars in. Jack of All Trades? Totally hilarious.In my deluded little mind, I am the future Mrs. Bruce Campbell.OK, not that last bit. I do have a firm grasp of reality, thankyouverymuch, but I am quite a fan of The Chinsome One in all

A fun read, but a bit of an odd duck seeing as, even though it was a fictional satirical work, the fact that it is told by Bruce Campbell in a similar narrative style to his autobiography, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor and features appearances from real Hollywood luminaries like Mike Nicholls, Richard Gere & Renée Zellweger, you have to keep reminding yourself that this is a work of fiction, but keep wondering just how much truth is mixed in. Therein lies the problem.

This (hopefully) fictional account of Mr Campbells attempt to jump to the big time by appearing in in an "A" lister rom-com headed by Richard Gere and Renee Zellweger. Very enjoyable, I only wish that I could have seen the finished film.